Look Good. Play Terribly.
Premium golf humor tees to help us survive the round, laugh with friends, and enjoy the lifestyle.









Funny Golf Gifts For Men Who Love Golf
| Size | Width | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
⛳ Gildan Softstyle® 64000
⛳ Light fabric - breathable enough to survive 18 holes in the middle of August
⛳ Made, Packaged, and Shipped in the USA 🇺🇸
⛳ 100% Ring Spun Cotton - Softer, stronger, and way more durable than basic cotton. Pre-shrunk so it doesn't turn into a tight top after one wash.
⛳ Breathable Fabric - Lightweight 4.5 oz that keeps you cool from the first tee to the 19th hole.
⛳ True-to-Size Unisex Fit - Relaxed and comfy. Fits like it should, whether you're crushing drives or just crushing beers at the turn.
⛳ Reinforced Durability - Double-needle stitching at all the important spots. Built to survive your swing, your washing machine, and that celebratory chest bump after a birdie.
⛳ Seamless Collar - Quarter-turned construction means no weird center crease. Your collar stays fresh, even after 100 washes.
⛳ Tear-Away Label - Rip it off in two seconds. No scratchy tag, no annoying residue. Just pure comfort.
• Do not dry-clean
• Do not bleach
• Tumble dry on low heat
• Iron, steam or dry on low heat
• Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) with similar colors
Free shipping on orders over $85 because we reward commitment to the cause.
• Orders ship within 3 days - we're not in a hurry, you're not in a hurry, nobody's in a hurry. Once it leaves our warehouse, USPS does their thing and you'll have it in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget about it completely, we support either approach.
Returns:
The "Something Went Wrong" Policy
• Look, we want you to love your gear. If something arrives damaged, defective, or just plain wrong, we'll make it right - that's on us.
Here's the deal:
• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no questions asked.
• Have 30 days from purchase to let us know
• Item needs to be unused and in the condition you received it
• Email us at support@elitegolfpros.com - the pro shop may sometimes respond
We're an American family owned small business. If something's wrong, just reach out. We're all just trying to enjoy the course without unnecessary drama.
Policy subject to change, but we'll always keep it reasonable.
We're confident this will be your funniest shirt yet - but if it's not, send it back. No questions asked.
Enjoy free exchanges and 30-day returns if you're not completely satisfied with the fit or feel. Simple, hassle-free, and no compromise on confidence.



Soft, durable cotton funny golf tees that gets better with age. Not another cheap polyester blend that falls apart in six months.
Premium golf humor tees to help us survive the round, laugh with friends, and enjoy the lifestyle.
100% Made in the USA. 🇺🇸
Elite Golf Pros is an American-based company. We design and print every shirt right here in the USA, with printers in Florida, North Carolina, and Texas - which means your order spends less time in transit and more time getting laughs on the course.
Going international? No worries. We've partnered with top printers around the world so your gear doesn't take a month-long detour before it reaches you.
Yes, we ship Worldwide. 🌎
Golfers everywhere deserve to look good on the course. Shipping costs? That depends on where you're at. Check our shipping policy for the details, we promise there are no surprises.
Once your order ships, you'll receive a tracking email with a special number so you can follow your package's exciting journey!
We know sizing can be tricky, that's why we have a handy size chart on every product page. If you're still unsure, don't hesitate to reach out to our friendly customer service team at our email: support@elitegolfpros.com
Premium Gildan Softstyle® 64000 built to last all 18 holes - and the emotional damage that comes with them.
Soft enough for sensitive skin, tough enough to survive the club slam you'll definitely deny later. Specific materials listed on each product page, for those of you who read the fine print instead of reading putts.